The funniest things are said over Shabbat. I don't always remember all of them, but I made a point of remembering a couple choice selections from last night and today.
Thing 2: I have idea! Let's slide down the stairs on our butts! (Sounds of kids sliding down stairs.) I win! I win!
Thing 1: I wanted to win!
Thing 3: I want to win!
Thing 2: Lets do it again. (Sounds of kids sliding down stairs.)
All: We all win!!! YAY!!!
Thing 1 (on the way to the bathroom): I don't need the ring. I know how to hold on and I won't fall into the toilet. I don't like to fall in the toilet so I hold on to the seat and don't fall in.
We get to the bathroom and there is no ring on the toilet. Thing 1 falls in. I laugh.
Thing 1: That's not funny.