Thing 2: You better send it away to a place that fixes computers.
Me: Or I could just fix it myself.
Thing 2: You better not. You're not very good at fixing computers.
Me: Wow...thanks a bunch, sweetie.
Thing 2: You're not very welcome.
Me: stunned silence Why not?
Thing 2: walking away I don't think that was a very nice thing for me to say.