Afterward visiting The Huntington we stopped for lunch to celebrate the first day of school and Thing 1 exclaimed, "But we didn't learn anything!" Gee, thanks.
Me: Who's George Washington?
Thing 1 and Thing 2: The first president!
Me: How many pieces of marble do you use to make a sculpture?
Thing 2: One!
Me: Do you mix colors before painting an impressionistic painting?
Thing 3: No.
Thing 2: You dab it together on the paper.
Thing 1: Its dots.